2. Unicorns Know Everybody's Name

The wrong guy gets the good news and Unicorns do exist. The first of a thousand kisses and good ole revenge.

3. Captain Obvious

Anger mismanagement and no such thing as Jesus. If you can’t kill your own brother-in-law, who can?

4. On Behalf of Society

Ray doesn’t like surprises, sit downs, sandwiches, or assholes. Brittany asks tough questions, while Ray hands out trouble to those that seek it.

5. Hard Worker

People are not always what they appear to be and a good strong name is important. It’s also important to lock your car when you leave it.

6. Your Mum's Got a Strongbox

A nutritious breakfast is the key to good health, as is looking in the trunk before stealing a car; people say they like surprises, but that is debatable.