

Death to Reality TV!
Driven to rage over the tawdry excesses of reality television, a self-appointed cultural crusader kidnaps several very famous nobodies to make his point- but his crimes only generate more tabloid frenzy.
Martin Owen
Herself

Ashlynn Yennie
Herself

Dave Bautista
The Drug Dealer #1

Danny Trejo
The Drug Dealer #2

Marisa Lauren
The Stripper

Brooke Hogan
The Reality Star